Come Back Post (they always happen this time of year)
Special thanks to Nic, co-founder of Nic n Cher and fellow binge drinker, for her birthday post below and for posting a bit more frequently to cover for me whilst I was paying my dues to the Birthday Gods… uh, they were not forgiving.
I thought for my first blog back I would keep in the theme of my birthday. Yep, this is me milkin’ it people!
Here’s the play by play:
On the big day I was greeted by my good friend and colleague Stephen who announced that I had 314,496,000 seconds until my 40th birthday! (Amazing that’s really 18 years in seconds eh?) A nice gesture, and it would have been enough, but there was more….. Enter, the Death Clock.
Anyway, not only did I have the countdown to my 40th already on, now I actually knew I was going to die on March 31st, 2059 (morbid, I know).
There’s more. Que my next birthday kick in the teeth: Nic is going to die 3 years after me! What the?! Of course this triggered a whole new level of ‘I am better than you‘ jokes from her. Which is always a good time.
With our times of death clearly established, we turned our attention to a different kind of clock… the one that reads 5 O’Clock Somewhere!
And that is all I remember…