Of course you are all invited! We’re at 29 from 8pm. Sorry for the short notice…
Here are some of the Christmas gifts we’ve already exchanged:

Um, links (I think I’m funny btw)
Budweisers, of course
High five grab and shakes
nicncher necklaces
Saliva, I mean Punches in the throat

I have a sneaking suspicion that tonight would be a good night [...]